One hander jokes and other funnies.

Every family has their favorite jokes. Many in our family involve Mom.
"She can pick up soap with her toes", cutting the cake story, Reader's Digest - Page 35, ha ha etc.

Well, I've been gathering a chapter with one handed funnies. Not really jokes but funny things (at least I think they are funny)

I was eating my breakfast this morning and thinking about my shower I just had. That is an experience! For some reason I remembered the joke about two miners who came out of the mine, one with a dirty face. The question is "Which one goes and washes his face?" Answer the one with the clean face.

That made me wonder, if you can only use your right hand, which arm isn't very clean? Got the answer?

Why are my eye glasses so dirty? It is as hard as washing your hands.

How many "odd" features have you found on your computer by typing one handed? I have lots because I typed incorrectly and didn't have the foggiest idea what you really typed. Now if I knew what I typed, I might have learned something.

Why did the one handed person cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.

How do you get a one handed blonde out of a tree? Wave.

However, this morning my grandson offered the best one. Actually, he cracked himself up. My daughter came inside laughing too. She explained she told him to come inside and ask Grandma and Grandpa if we would like to go to Ikea for lunch. That is one of their favorite places. They have a fun place to play with an area full of balls where you can run and jump in the middle of all the balls. One of the best things about Ikea.

Well, what cracked him up: "Can Grandma play in the balls with her splint?" Apparently the mental picture was very funny to him. Actually, I started to laugh too.

I admit, this is one of those "you have to be there" jokes. However, it made my day!

Now we are off to DC on the train so we can see the Red Sox play the Nationals on my husband's birthday. Go Sox!

B


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